Have you ever

been so horny that you grab your fleshlight and fuck it for about 6 hours, just pumping load after load into it till you start to dry fire…..Yeah me neither.

*gets invited to a “meet up”*
*gets drugged and raped then killed*
*gee i guess i should have listened to mt parents*

*gets invited to a “meet up”*

*gets drugged and raped then killed*

*gee i guess i should have listened to mt parents*

(Source: omgthatstotallyme)

Just watched an old movie called cannibal holocaust and I have to say it is the most fucked up movie ever. If you want to get a good look at how fucked up humans can be, give it a watch.

datsweetberrypunch:

tlktwelve:

datsweetberrypunch:

c:

you son of a bitch, i was sitting here for like 5 minutes waiting for this to load. 

thank you! i’m really proud of this post myself <3

datsweetberrypunch:

c:

you son of a bitch, i was sitting here for like 5 minutes waiting for this to load. 

Adulthood, that means I can have as many juice boxes as I want when I want

Adulthood, that means I can have as many juice boxes as I want when I want